Sara: Besides, relationships are for people that are just waiting for something to come along.
Max: Ah, spoken like a true cynic.
Sara: I'm not a cynic. I'm a realist.
Max: You are a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.
Sara: Casey, you're not sick. You're single. You just have to relax and enjoy the ride.
Casey (Julie Ann Emery): "I haven't been ridden in months.
I hate it when a guy galls a girl who did not give him her number. SO this is me not calling. Over.
I saw that going differently in my mind.
Sometimes it's really hard to see the forest through the sleaze.
Albert: Sweet Georgia Brown!
Sara: What was that?
Hitch: No, that's just, uh, some guy screaming.
So, my friend, how was she? Pretty good, eh?
He doesn't have a badge.
Speed Dating Guy
Uh, You almost hit me. Um, look, I just wanted to stop by, basically. Um, see, this is the thing. I, um, uh, whoof. It's wierd. I don't have me behind the door, you know. Close your mouth. Um, 'cause I knew at some point I'd be... you know, right--right here. You know, but I thought that, you know, we'd just ... (makes sqauking noise)... it would just come out, but it's like... (makes tires screeching sound) It's throwing me off.
You. For-- For a whore lot of reasons that don't make any sence to me. I-- I mean, what, we've been no three dates? But, see, that's what's crazy. That's what's crazy, because I know... I know deep, like just down, just in this area that I just know that I want... I want to be miserable. Like, really miserable. Because, hey, if that what it takes for me to be happy then... Wait, that didn't come out right. That... What the hell is wrong with you?!